know me in meatspace? read this!

if you know me in meatspace, this is for you:

  • hi! yay! welcome! <3
  • please don’t fuck with my internet anonymity. i’m not worried about people who know me in meatspace finding me on the internet; i’m worried about scary people on the internet finding me in meatspace. please remember that.
  • you may tell anyone and everyone that i’m a pansexual/queer nonbinary trans* person. just don’t violate the second point.
  • you may (and please do!) tell anyone and everyone that my pronouns are “they/them/their.” if you do this, i will give you non-sarcastic ally cookies forever and ever. also, the second point is still law.
  • you may ask me stuff in meatspace. also online, but everybody gets to ask me stuff online; only you get to ask me stuff in meatspace. (btw, not promising to actually answer all your questions.)
  • i talk frankly about my body and about sex.
  • and i swear a fuck-ton.
  • just warning you in case you’re actually my mom or you just don’t want to read about my clit (spoiler: my clit is fucking awesome).
  • in other news, after 1.5 years of blogging, i’ve suddenly discovered that i fucking love making lists.
  • #cantstop

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