some bloggers like to tell their readers about their most awesome search engine terms every month, but i’ve been saving mine up since i started blogging over a year ago. i’ve been compiling a list of my favorite search terms all this time– and now i’m gonna share ’em with you. yay!
first, though, i’d like to thank all the intrepid internaughts who made this totally ridiculous list possible. yay for you! (seriously, yay!)
(to be totally clear, these are search terms that led peoples to my splendid blog-space.)
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i don’t believe in abelism
rad! cuz your disbelief in ableism magically makes ableism DISAPPEAR! no doubt, pwd throughout the galaxy will hail you as a hero.
photo scaly man
i assume you’re talking about warren, the famed half-fish superhero. yeah, i know that cat. conveniently, he just commissioned a portrait:
look no pants ass
just a random ass for ya. without pants. also without legs cuz i suck at drawing. the background is blue cuz, well, the sunny days with blue skies are the best days for streaking, imo.
how to talk to a pansexual
use small words in small word-strings. we suck with word-stuffs.
i’m awesome ninja!
what does a pansexual’s brain look like?
like rainbow jar cakes. that’s why we’re so weird; people keep mistaking our brains for delicious snacks and EATING them. in turn, this makes us want to eat other people’s brains in order to regain cephalization.
what to do if you’re pansexual
start eating other people’s brains and smearing glitter all over your body!
boys men end cock 10 inges fucks end gay men
what does “inges” mean? is it some sex slang term i’ve never heard of? is it a sex toy? also, how young are these boys you’re searching for? cuz if they’re under 18, you can fuck the fuck off.
pansexualism interesting facts
we’re all ninjas. there’s an interesting fact for ya. also, our brains look like rainbow jar cakes.
christmas gifts genderqueer pink
no pink, please. some fishnets and a plaid shirt would be rad gifts, though. and some acrylic paints; mine are running out. also, food stamps would rock neoncore.
pansexual the only valid identity
really?! somebody should probably tell the gay/bi/straight/ace etc. people! alert the media! (seriously, though. what planet are you from and can i go there on vacation?)
pansexuals have taken over
and now everyone must engage in a worldwide bondage/sex riot! huzzah!
wash the shoes before combining those 2 items, k?
do pansexuals fuck toasters?
no, silly! we only fuck pans. however, we DO tend to discriminate against non-stick pans cuz we don’t want to get teflon on/in our glistening junk. lube works better, anyway; we like a little friction.
non-binary trans people everywhere
non-binary trans* folks have joined forces with pansexual folks to take over the world; of COURSE we’re everywhere. and why?! cuz we share the dream of a worldwide bondage/sex riot!
why so many pansexuals
because we’ve taken over, remember? and we’re going to have a worldwide bondage/sex riot? REMEMBER? you said you’d wear your harness!
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